Wake up mama, I gotta pee. Oooo but those scratches feel good.. ooo I gotta pee. Oh good, Mama is up. Hurry Mama.
OOo it’s cold out here. What a relief. Need to find the perfect spot….right here, that feels good. Smell the poo. Oh! Mama is calling!
Mama! Good morning! Its so good to see you! Its been 8 hours! Wait, I need a drink of water. Wait Mama! I’ll go with you. Oh, you’re doing your potty.
Help me up, Mama! OOOO I love morning snuggles. My teeth hurt, thank you. Zonk.
Mama, you’ve been asleep a whole 45 minutes! The sun is coming through the windows! We must get up! If I paw your face will you get up? Whine? Bark? Ok! It’s time for breakfast! What are you doing? YOur coffee can wait! I want breakfast!
Thank you. But I want more pets and love before I eat. I’m following you! More love please!
I have so much energy in the morning I can’t stand it! I’m too hyper to eat! Wait! The other dog is awake! Good morning! Let’s play! Let me bite your fur til you like me! Let us out Mama so I can chase him and annoy him completely!
I was wrong, it’s cold out here. Let me in! Bark! BArk!
I want up, on your lap. Put your coffee down. Help me up. My teeth hurt. Why do I need to let go? Oh! My chewy. Thank you. I like chewing my stick on your lap. I love you. I love this stick. I love you. I want down. I’ll take my stick with me.
Mama! The other dog took my stick! Bark! I want my stick! YOu don’t need to growl about it, it’s my stick! I’ll bite your fur! Gimme the stick!
Ok Mama! We’ll go outside! I like chasing and annoying the big dog!
It’s too cold. I’ll curl up in a ball and go to sleep on this chair.
Thank you for letting me in Mama! How long was I asleep? Oh! My breakfast is right here! Yum! I want to eat out of the bowl the big dog is eating. Nope, I want this bowl, nope, I want that bowl.
Mama wait! I can’t be without you!
What are you doing? What’s that? You usually get in the tub and I stick my paws and nose in and drink the water. There’s glass between us! I can’t get the water! What else can I do? Dang, you put the toilet paper up high. I loooove unwinding that. You brought my chew stick in here, nooo, what’s behind the tub? Huh? Coming Mama! But I can’t get in there! Oh, you’re coming out. Let me grab the towel…. I don’t want to drop it! Grrrrr. WAit! There’s water in there! Ooo I like how it squishes my toes. It tastes soapy, I like that.
You’re taking forever getting ready! I’ll lay down. I’m so bored. I don’t think you love me anymore. Let me out. I want see what the other dog is doing.
Oh, good, we can play chase again. And lay in a ball in the chair. I’m sleepy. Yay! I get to go in! Yes! Nap time! What havoc can I reek in here? More love please!
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